Ex-boyfriends.... gotta love them!

I got this message today in my MySpace inbox:

If the story an ex posted, Andrea, on theexbook dot com is real, then in my opinion, its not right. I actually took my own time through a link to find you and tell you that I think its not right to treat someone that way when love was involved. Was it love? What was it?

Good luck in the dating world - hopefully this experience will result in better decision making. If what an ex wrote is not true or this is not you, then I apologize for this message. But my ethics may be different than your own. I just wanted to share my point of view, people deserve to be treated with respect, honesty, and loyalty. The site does have a rebuttal section but no rebuttals were made, so either it was not cared about or unknown.

What the heck? First of all, besides my husband, I've had two other serious boyfriends. I "dated" a handful of other guys in high school, but nothing serious enough to call boyfriend-girlfriend. One of my two serious boyfriends is a youth pastor, so I sincerely hope he's not out bashing me on the internet. The other I could possibly see having some unresolved anger at me, but if you posted a bash about me online, Robby Cole, LET IT GO! We broke up about 12 years ago. I realize high school drama is scarring but geez.

** For the record, that was a joke. I do not seriously think Robby would take part in such shenanigans. Although I haven't seen him since 1997, so who knows? ;) ***

If you visit the site, you'll notice it only has access to those who pay for membership. I'm not about to pay to read what some bitter ex wrote about me (IF that actually happened). Bottom line, if this is true: Who cares? I'm really inclined to believe this message went out to 40,000 other MySpacers and it is just an ambiguous attempt to get hits and interests. Congrats, random computer programmer! You apparently reached your goal through me.

This reminds me of the time a "psychic" contacted me and told me she had seen me yahoo screenname in a chat room and got strong psychic vibes about me. Apparently I was going to meet my soulmate the next month and for $100 she would give me more details. Guess what, psychic lady? He didn't come along until almost 5 years later. I didn't fall for your BS then (I swear I wasn't scanning every male face at my college campus for two years for love at first sight) and I won't now.

So, ex-boyfriends, talk away. You don't want to know what I would share about you.